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Do you know what that is? yes you must’ve heard from it somewhere or it really is that common of a word. I wonder why I asked if you know what that is when its quite obvious you knew it. ok sorry. I didn’t mean it. This is just my method of writing more so that the post looks lengthy. I hope you understand me. olryt?

ok so Alter Ego is from the latin word… umm.. hmm.. (thinking…) … we’ll lemme browse wikipedia as I think im not in the position to literally explain what that is. Luckily i found it. thanks google. so here is the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alter_ego so if you are interested to read about it. don’t hesitate its a good read. But if you already have all the facts you need about alter ego then I suggest dont click it and instead follow this stupid blog post till the end. Please, please dont believe the preceding sentence.

SO i know by now you already know what that is. Yeah you got it correct my friend. It means some other asshole is inside you. If and only If you are experiencing this crazy symptoms. We’ll it really is crazy, why the hell would someone have split personality? I dont know, i didnt take up psychology. Maybe you there has a little bit of background of what this shit is about because most probably you have a subject about this in your college years? yeah yeah i know, you were absent when the professor lectured about this so its a valid excuse. This really is getting weird.

ok speaking of weird, nothing gets more weird if I myself will tell you the truth that im having this disorder. Would you believe me? yes or no. Ok we bet. if you believe me hit that close button on the upper right corner of your screen. If you dont then continue reading this. ok deal!

yes, yes i think i have this disorder…

Unluckily for me, my alter ego is some fuckin asshole named.. well… i’m not sure… Anyways, my alter ego seemed to occur on quite some number of occasions but the irony is it only happens when im drunk. Could it be that my real self is too darn weak because of the alcohol and my alter ego grabs this opportunity to come out and share the limelight? Im just curious. Sadly my Alter Ego does things which are fucking regrettable, we’ll let me share some the things i that they say. well some things i can remember and some things i cant. well thats just BS. anyways when my alter ego takes over some friends say im picking fight on strangers and hey im not a big guy so obviously i should be doing that coz im not brave enough to do that. could it be that my alter ego want to murder me by sending myself into a suicidal mission? Well that’s just add up to the mystery. What else. ok seems like my alter ego is a speed freak compared to the real me. since I know i only drive like 40km/h max and my alter ego steps on the gas at 100km/h. Thats just some of the things i have known by now. It Seems really clear that my other self(alter ego is too redundant in this paragraph) really wants to jeopardize my life and its not cool. Now im on a mission on how I can get rid of him.

think of fight club.. except that my alter ego looks like brad pitt’s shit… (oops am i talking about my face?)

think of dr. jekyll and mr. hide.. well except that my real self is not as smart as dr. jekyll…

hmm.. seems my case is unique. well too unique of a case which should already sound delusional…

oh wait.. my friend morn just texted and said “maboteng usapan”. darn, sounds my alter ego is winning.

but really, I just realized this minute, i really have no alter ego at all. its just me being too drunk and wasted. Too drunk and wasted to realize that I still live inside a world with rules and that im not yet in peters pan’s Neverland.